Jeff would like to showcase his latest masterpiece so please be kind.

"I believe that this sums me up more than any of my previous works. Except that sculpture I made from my own clotted semen of a dolphin giving a man a blowhole job."

Jeff Durden - 2012

Angry Birds: Dale Farm

 We had a great morning watching the live eviction of the Dale Farm gypsies, oddly no Davina McCall however. But watching the story unfold and then being twisted by the interviewed Pikeys kept our spirits up all day and work just flew by. We were coming up with different methods of getting the protesters out of the scaffolding and waiting for idiots to fall. Ooh, they could have hooked up opposite ends of the scaffolding to a car battery!

But, looking at the precarious architecture of their last fortification, there was only one obvious way to solve the problem.